I got this in the mail on Saturday:
Note the punchline at the bottom - 'hair today, gone tomorrow'. Hairhouse Warehouse sells haircare products for those who don't know.
The idiot who authorised needs a whack around the head I reckon. On looking a bit further, I get the idea it was wordplay, substituting the word 'here' for 'hair'. But somewhere along the line, someone forgot to think of what else the wordplay may mean. Whoops!